Friday, December 18, 2009

This is my electric onion.



This is my electric onion. Savor it like the taste of a battery on your tongue. Everything is new and updated and electrified. Is this the end of my tricks? No, you're wrong if you think I can't get any more mileage out of this. Doing the same shit over and over again, that's contemporary art, right? Right.

Saturday, December 12, 2009


People who like to say, 'think outside the box' really don't.
People who consider themselves to be 'low maintenance' usually aren't.
People are living contradictions.